reasons why you should be friends with me: "A PHOENIX WRIGHT SONG. AND I'M CRYING ABOUT IT. THIS IS WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME, DO YOU SEE, EVERYONE, DO YOU SEE HOW OLIVIA HAS RUINED ME" - tumblr user lyricsandhearts, "i'm laughing because i was expecting an etymology and then i got a forty-second rant about danny phantom" - tumblr user ifitgivesyoujoy
It’s 2012. HINABN still hasn’t updated. The last of the Hanna fandom are huddled around a dying fire, flickers of faith as strong in their hearts as they were over a year ago. They know if they wait it will come. They are sure of it.
Off in the distance they hear a sound. Upon further inspection, it is a single Homestuck fan crying into the heavens. They scream Andrew Hussie’s name; they have waited two whole days and still no sign of an update can be found. That is just way too long to wait for an update.