Assassin’s Creed II has some of the best quicktime events ever.
Press X to get laid!
Press X to hug Leonardo da Vinci!
Press X to strangle the Pope!
Let’s not forget…
fake film | caleb landry jones + sophie turner + house of the rising sun
there were rumours about the oakes twins long before they burned their house down in what appeared to be a double suicide. their parents perished in a small house fire two years earlier but back then only the most vicious of locals harboured suspicions against the grief stricken children. still, everyone noticed the disappearing neighbourhood pets, the unhealthy codependence, the random outbursts of anger. evil tongues called their their red hair a sign that they had been touched by the devil. in hindsight, it was all so clear. the boy had always had such crazy eyes, after all.
but it’s easy to judge what’s going on behind closed doors. there was no evil twin: there were two. and these are the mind games they played on each other before they let the fire take them.
This is the most important thing
El Godly Tier 1/8
Name: Justin Tolkiberry
Title: Heir of Space
Strife specibi: Cardkind, dicekind
Planet: Land of Sparks and Frogs
Dreamer type: Prospit
EGS, Justin (c) Dan Shive
God tiers, dreamer types, etc. (c) Andrew Hussie
Two extra samples were released.
Game of Thrones, Mushroom kingdom style.
Rachel posted this on my wall and I AM POSTING IT HERE BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU ALL DESERVED TO MEET MY FUTURE CHILD
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK HOW MANY FEELINGS HE HAS ABOUT SPIDER-MAN
It took me too long to realize what this art was of, then I screamed and started crying because babies! Baby Lydia as Wonder Girl!
I got SUPER excited when I saw that I had over two hundred followers.
(Bad pun benchmarks are a thing. Don’t question it.)
No but seriously. I was gonna make one of these every 50 follows or so but DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAR TO AMAZING. I CANNOT GET OVER HOW AMAZING YOU ALL ARE.
FIVE BUCKS TO WHOEVER CAN GUESS WHICH HERO’S SHIRT EACH OF THEM ARE WEARING.
Except not really I am broke as all hell.