NO ONE IS GOING TO MOURN YOU EXCEPT MR. GREEN. NO ONE. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL I AM *NOT* BLACK FOR YOU, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT, AND SECOND, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A KOKORO IS. TELL ME, TOBY. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK A KOKORO IS.
okay, well, first of all, obviously lots of people are going to mourn me, like steven, because i am pretty much his god, i am the center of his universe, plus i am also the center of everyone’s universe because in case you missed it i am el presidente, jack, i am a leader of the free world, so if you somehow did literally manage to rip out my kidneys you would probably be arrested for assassination, which is way more intense than regular murder? also, dude, there is no need to bring race into this, like, i know you’re not black, okay, you are kind of crossing a line there. plus now you’re asking me to talk about kokokos in front of everybody, like seriously? are you trying to get us both arrested for public indecency? is that even a real way you can get arrested anymore? is this some kind of kink thing? do you just want to tell the whole world how much you want my kibbles’n’bits rococo, because jack, jack, jackie, i keep telling you that’s not going to work out.