am I still allowed to leave you the pairs for ranking? CUZ HERE THEY ARE READY: STEREK (YES QUALITY) SIRIUS/REMUS (YEAH THE BEST) LILY/JAMES (OMG BABIES DON'T GET ME STARTED) ALLISON/SCOTT (PLZ) STEVE/TONY (AHHHH) okay have fun bye
4. Sterek (These two are at the bottom ONLY BECAUSE I’VE SPENT LESS TIME WITH YOU, SSSHHH BABIES IT DOESN’T MEAN I LOVE YOU LESS)
3. Lily/James MAYBE? Maybe. This is close.
2. Steve/Tony, AUGH MY FEELINGS ON STEVE/TONY ARE REALLY COMPLICATED NOW BECAUSE I SHIP IT BUT THEN I GET UPSET WITH MYSELF FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SHIP ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE IT’S ALL TANGLED UP WITH MY FEELINGS ON. a certain nonexistent person. sssshhhh jackie sssshhhhhh I KNOW
1. Sirius/Remus, I will ship Sirius/Remus until my dying day, I will ship Sirius/Remus from my grave, THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN NEVER LET GO OF AND THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS
I want to get in on this fun :) Dick Grayson, Bruce Banner, Clark Kent.
ah yes good
Husband: If anyone thought I was going to give an answer here that was not Dick Grayson then that person probably does not know me very well, I HAVE BASICALLY BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK ME THIS QUESTION FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, so yes. Yes I would marry Dick Grayson.
Best friend: Bruce let’s get coffee and talk about science together, yes? yES OKAY WONDERFUL GOOD
Husband: TJ Hammond, because 1) I AM THE MOST SHALLOW, IT IS ME, and 2) I am predicting (see: hoping and praying) that he is going to do things with his family name that no one is going to predict, and I want to be there by his side when he does.
Best friend: STILES, THERE IS NO BETTER FRIEND THAN STILES STILINSKI, he will be there for you when you’re a werewolf, he will be there for you when you’re an idiot, he will SPEND HOURS IN A POOL TO PREVENT YOU FROM DROWNING, and he will provide sarcastic running commentary the entire time.
Brother: I feel like Steve is… pretty much the ultimate big brother? Kind and wise and brave, and no matter what he will make you feel safe. Which. Yeah. I would like that.
“I don’t know; do I have a point here, or is it just a confusion? I just remember being so angry the other day when I remembered that advice being given. I just remember a stupid face leaning down, and thinking, “Who the hell are you?” And I wonder why that makes me so angry, and I wonder, sometimes, when I’m in the shower, “Why do I forget that I just washed my hair?” And why, sometimes, do I imagine that I’m hiding in some trees up on a hilltop watching my own funeral? And why is that sadness comforting to me? And why, sometimes, do I make little involuntary noises when I remember something embarrassing that I’ve done?”—
#principal frank tends to go off on bizarre unrelated tangents when he is reprimanding one of his students#(like toby)#(it’s usually toby)#(mostly it ends up with toby not getting in trouble!!! which is awesome for him)#this is the best high school and the best au
SCREAMS LOUDLY??? It is pretty much always Toby, yeah. 96% of the time. The other 4% is 2% people (who are not Toby, because that is included in Toby’s percentage) getting in trouble for having sex in the bathroom, and 2% Jack getting blamed for something that Toby did.
1. Chase, Gert, and Nico? 2. Jeff, Troy, and Abed? 3. Natasha, Pepper, and Jane?
Spouse: Nico, like, WOW but my desire to marry Nico Minoru has increased exponentially over the past few months? NOT LIKE I DIDN’T WANT TO MARRY HER TO BEGIN WITH, but dslfjdsfj Slytherin queen of my heart???? I realize we wouldn’t necessarily be the best thing for all of each other’s issues, but we can work through that, I JUST WANT TO GROW OLD WITH NICO MINORU OKAAAAYYYY
Best friend: GERT GERT GERT THERE IS NO OTHER ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION WE WILL GET ICE CREAM AND SHE WILL MAKE ME LAUGH CONSTANTLY AND I WILL HANG OUT WITH A FRIGGING DEIONYCHUS, IS THERE ANY PART OF THAT SITUATION THAT IS NOT IDEAL
Sibling: Chase, because if there’s one thing his relationship with Molly proves? It’s that Chase is the best. Brother. Ever. HE WILL THREATEN TO BEAT UP BOYS WHO TRY TO DATE ME AND I WILL SHOOSHPAP HIM OUT OF HIS ISSUES AND WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER
Husband: Jeff, which is a liiiiittle bit shallow— okay, a lot a bit shallow— but also, god damn, can you imagine what married life would be like with Jeff Winger, it would probably involve a lot of power and very little morality, and we would go on the best adventures.
Best friend: ABED CAN I JUST TALK TO YOU ABOUT BATMAN FOREVER THAT’S WHAT I WANT THAT’S ALL I WANT
Brother: Troy, duh! HE WILL KNOW EXACTLY THE RIGHT THINGS TO SAY WHEN I AM SAD AND GIVE AWESOME HUGS AND ALWAYS LISTEN AND JUST GENERALLY HE WOULD BE A REALLY GREAT BROTHER LIKE GOSH???
Wife: Pepper, no other answers accepted, SHE IS COMPETENT IN ALL AREAS IN WHICH I AM NOT, SHE CAN PLAN ALL THE THINGS I CAN’T FIGURE OUT, SHE WILL BE BRILLIANT AND SUCCESSFUL AND I WILL SUPPORT HER EVERY STEP OF THE WAY, also in case you missed it she is HOT AS HELL.
Best friend: Jane is the sweetest, most loving friend maybe ever, and I want to talk about science with her aLL DAY CAN I DO THAT. SCIENCE. ALL DAY. FOREVER. PLEASE.
Sister: Natasha, FUCKING YES, talk about someone who you will always be able to count on and who will find people you don’t like and STAB THEM IN THE FACE. :D
“I don’t know; do I have a point here, or is it just a confusion? I just remember being so angry the other day when I remembered that advice being given. I just remember a stupid face leaning down, and thinking, “Who the hell are you?” And I wonder why that makes me so angry, and I wonder, sometimes, when I’m in the shower, “Why do I forget that I just washed my hair?” And why, sometimes, do I imagine that I’m hiding in some trees up on a hilltop watching my own funeral? And why is that sadness comforting to me? And why, sometimes, do I make little involuntary noises when I remember something embarrassing that I’ve done?”—x
Andy Warhol, Abraham Lincoln (who apparently slays vampires), and the Geico Gecko.
THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST QUESTION ANYONE HAS EVER ASKED???
Husband: Well, if we’re talking about the vampire hunter version of Abraham Lincoln, then definitely him, swoon, WE WOULD SAVE THE COUNTRY TOGETHER AND I WOULD GET TO MEET DOMINIC COOPER. Even if it’s just regular Abraham Lincoln, being the First Lady sounds like a pretty rad thing.
Best friend: GECKO??? getting discounts on car insurance sounds pretty cool, and he seems like an interesting conversational partner. :’D
Brother: ANDY WARHOL, WHAT AN AWESOME UPBRINGING THAT WOULD BE, and also I could get him to do art of me, that would be great.